... or what I should do when I meet him:
- run away
- find a crucifix
- or maybe some garlic
- or perhaps silver
- or possibly iron
- run away SCREAMING!
... because chances are he'll be a insane, serial murder out plotting to rule the world possibly destroy it (or both) who gets through women like tissues and probably swings both ways, too.
On the bright side, my social life is perfectly normal and I fall for that kind of guy only when they are somebody sick imagination.
Than again, I haven't actually met the man of my dreams yet. Should I ever do, I'll still consider the above option, just to be sure!
That particular outburst was triggered by meeting Akio Ohtori. |
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